Driver abruptly stops the car, shortly before the gate that has yet to completely open.

AnP: *gasps*
Officemate #1: gago!
Officemate #2: ulol!

What is wrong with this picture? I was the only Filipino in the car.

If any of these guys meet another Filipino somewhere, they’d be surprised how much tagalog words these guys know. Not just swear words, though. They know quite a lot. That’s what happens when you sit in the same office room with me for 3 years.

Our office is so international, you’d hear more than 3 languages in one day. I work for the European headquarters of a big Japanese company. Our office is in Frankfurt. I have 3 bosses: one Spanish, one Japanese and one half-American/half-German guy. The girl from customer service is half-Hungarian/half-German and she speaks fluent French, Russian and Hungarian, apart from German and English. The head of the Technical Department is Turkish. Cool, eh?